We are all far too familiar with the different types of Facebook profiles pictures. Ellen highlighted
favorite such as “face in the crowd” and the “childhood picture”. But here in Washington there exists slightly different Facebook profile shots…
I was first inspired to write this blog post when reading an article in Politico by Daniel Libit about the growing trend of Beltway types making their profiles picture video stills from their appearances on cable network channels. This article, along with the many characters in Catholic University’s Politics Department are to thank for “The Facebook Profile Picture: The Washington Edition”.
“The Suit Kid”
There’s always one in every class, sometimes even 2 or 3. This person 99.9 percent of the time is male. He has a deluded sense of reality, and most likely is already getting ready to run for office–despite a certain age requirement that he will not meet for years to come. The Suit Kid owns “www.hisname.com” for only strictly securing the domain, and is often caught wearing a suit in class, on a Saturday afternoon, or alone in his room. His profile picture mirrors his political aspirations. The Suit Kid is nonthreatening and sometimes lovable, but his otherwise eccentric behavior is sadly mainstream in Washington.
“I’ve been on TV”
This picture is usually seen in younger and less known working professionals’ profiles. It is a video frame of he or she speaking on cable news (interviews fill up 45% of the news hole for three major cable networks). Some say that they like the hair and makeup that the station does, and others, like The Atlantic’s Marc Ambinder says that his picture is “a play on punditry”. For him being on TV is ironic. Most people think it boasts their creditability and displays a certain cool factor. “I’ve been on TV” pictures are only used by those who are just jump starting their careers. Nick Ragone, a public relations executive who has his FoxNews TV shot as his picture states, “If you are really well-known, you don’t need to do what I do,”.
“I Know Politicians” photo is usually the most tolerable of the bunch. This profile picture can be a photo with a high profile political figure like John McCain
or Hillary Clinton, and it can be some obscure Congressman or local politician.The Politician photo is usually meant to impress those outside of DC, and those typically from the Facebooker’s hometown. Viewers not in the Washington area are suppose to be in awe of the Facebooker’s access and lifestyle. They don’t know that the person waited in line for 30 minutes to take the photo or stalked the politician on Capitol Hill.
“I’m so not Washington” photo is reserved for the disgruntled urbanites or already established professionals. These Facebook profile pictures usually involve something to do with nature, animals, or kids. The person is clearly going against the status quo, and silently screaming, “I’m so not Washington”. Maybe they are also trying to display the colorful side of their personality since their professional identity is secure. These individuals have nothing left to prove. They are experienced and do not feel the need to market themselves. Like Nick Ragone says, “If you are really well-known, you don’t have to do what I do, so you do the picture of fly-fishing with your kid, like Jake Tapper.”






